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holy shit this is so weird this is the first night in like nearly 4 weeks that i’m sleeping alone it’s so strange i have a whole bed to myself this is so much luxury

Using the sleeping boyfriend as a table for my laptop for more comfortable redditing.

This is a good relationship.

• Me: We should have sex right now!
• Him: Don't be shy.

kweebs:

also frank turner is really attractive that is undeniable 

i mean really

guar-ded:

tyleroakley:

That awkward moment when pop stars can’t even sing this good live.

Love her

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

thealbinoweave:

this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world because she belonged to multiple fandoms and lost control of her emotions

scribbsie:

sunsetsprinkles:

andrewandco2:

ask-quick-shift:

ask—star—stalker:

askmixipony:

awokenmtlt:

rainbowrapper200:

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;~;

My feels omg this hurts ; - ;

Mod: Shit guys, I wouldn’t normally reblog anything like this, and I don’t even like Twilight that much but guys, right in the fucking feels ;A;

…. ;~;

Why?

Why do I get feels this early in the morning?

Why would you think this is ok THIS IS NOT OK ALL OF MY FEELS THEY ARE ESCAPING

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

francieum:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

Actually, two blue eyed people CAN have a child with brown eyes if they both have the recessive trait for brown eyes. This is simple 9th grade biology, your teacher needs to be fired and imprisoned for life. God bless us all and may the education system prosper.

jesuschristvevo:

do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows

georgeknightley:

literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

A day may come when I stop quoting Lord of the Rings